Whatever’s inside, just know you had fair warning.

Presentation matters — even when the gift doesn’t quite live up to the occasion. This bag does the important work of calibrating expectations before the tissue paper even comes out. It’s honest, it’s thoughtful, and it’s significantly funnier than a bow. Pair it with literally anything and let the bag handle the heavy lifting.

16” x 12” x 6” — fits sweaters, puzzles, board games, books, and boxed gifts

Durable kraft paper with brown ribbon handle

Designed by Milktoast Brands