Not just your face in general. All of it. The oversized pores. The weak chin. The extraordinarily long nose hair. Every ridiculous, specific, irreplaceable detail. This is what missing someone ly looks like — deeply personal, slightly roast-y, and completely sincere.
The most affectionate insult you can send.
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4⅛” x 5¾”
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Comes with a kraft envelope
Protected in a cellophane sleeve
Made in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company
3/19/24
Five stars all the way! This has transformed my experience, and I can't imagine going back to anything else.
5/15/24
Fantastic quality and very useful! I’m thrilled with my purchase and will definitely buy again.
1/21/25
I was blown away by the effectiveness of this product! Great value for money. Highly satisfied!
1/17/25
Perfect in every way! From the packaging to the performance, this item truly delivers.
3/7/24
Absolutely perfect! This product has everything I was looking for and more. So happy with my purchase!
1/22/25
Best purchase ever! I can’t believe how well this works. I will be spreading the word!